Astute

A man who was very astute 

Never missed any chance to loot 

He did the same with Mr.Tardus 

Who got vexed and created a fuss

Before kicking him with a metal boot 

A gal who was very astute 

Always plunged at guys in suit 

A lot many to her words, fell prey 

But on one sad unlucky day 

A thief stole away all her life's loot 

Written for Limerick-Off Monday ~ Astute  by Madeleine Begun Kane

Partial To Gin

A man who was partial to gin

Was clad in a suit from Pierre Cardin

Piously devoted to his drink

He ignored his lady's wink

The lady divorced him for this sin

A gal who was partial to gin

Saw an opportunity for a win

She offered him another glass

He gladly accepted it with class

Together they went for a spin

Image courtesy : Google Images

Posted for Limerick-Off Monday by Mad Kane