A man who was very astute
Never missed any chance to loot
He did the same with Mr.Tardus
Who got vexed and created a fuss
Before kicking him with a metal boot
A gal who was very astute
Always plunged at guys in suit
A lot many to her words, fell prey
But on one sad unlucky day
A thief stole away all her life's loot
Written for Limerick-Off Monday ~ Astute by Madeleine Begun Kane